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South-Eastern Sub Branch (Officials)

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Countless more exist

Stay the patient course
Of little worth is your ire
The network is down

I ate your Web page
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
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A crash reduces
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To a simple stone

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